Matt Colllins’ three creative beasties inspired our staff to brainstorm alternate titles. Here are our takes and outtakes:

• Zoologicus Literarius
• Bookish Beasts and Where to Find Them
• Taxonomy of the Wondrous
• Creative Zoology
• Catalogue of Unreasonable Genius
• Catalogue of Untamed Genius
• Catalogue of Beastly Genius
• Inspired Beasts
• Books of Beastly Wonders
• Creative Zoology
• Zoological Wonders
• Catalogue of Creative Critters
• Where the Wild Words Are

—The Editors